You do you.
You do you.
pricklylegs:

I`ll give you something to cry about..

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via ultr-av-iolent)

jamespotterstolemyknickers:

tbh I don’t understand people who don’t like harry potter because to me I mean it’s just like a default setting

how could you not like harry potter

(via itsagifnotagif)

  • one of my schoolmates: harry potter is for children
  • me: wingardium levifuckyou

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via the-best-youll-ever-have)

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans
disbar:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr bf♡

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via thecorpse-bitch)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via orgasm)

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

(via emmie-del-rey)